COMPLIANCE Sherpa Blanket – Ultra-Soft Imperial Comfort Blanket

Description

By the Omnissiah’s grace, even the most devoted servants of the Machine God require respite from their sacred labors. This blessed “COMPLIANCE” Sherpa blanket merges the unyielding authority of the Adeptus Mechanicus with the soft embrace of sanctified comfort-fabric.
Engineered with dual-layer construction – one side bears the sacred “COMPLIANCE” decree in bold Imperial typography, while the reverse features plush Sherpa fleece that rivals the finest textiles of Holy Terra. The exceptional softness provides optimal thermal regulation during extended gaming crusades, tech-heresy investigations, or meditation upon the mysteries of the Omnissiah.
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• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)
This ultimate comfort companion serves multiple sacred functions:

Whether wrapped around your mortal form during epic battles or deployed as sanctified bedding in your hab-unit, this blanket reminds all that even in the grim darkness of the far future, the Omnissiah provides comfort to the faithful.

The Emperor protects, the Machine God comforts

Knowledge is power – guard it well, and stay warm while doing so.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Grim Dark Goods and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 63 Cremorne Street, CREMORNE VIC 3121 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.